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Kid from room: "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME! I TRUSTED YOU!"

Mom (came upstairs to see what's going on): Why are you yelling?

Kid: I'm playing Barbie.

Mom: So why are you yelling?

Kid: Barbie just had a baby.

Mom: Doesn't explain why you yelling.

Kid: Barbie is white.

Mom: Still doesn't explain the yelling.

Kid: Ken is white.

Mom: And...?

Kid: The babies black..

Mom: ....